So you know...
Yeah?
You know how we went swimming?
Sorry for the wait!
No problem.
Let's go together sometime!
Then how about this Sunday?
The season for popular people, huh...
I'm home.
Man, it's hot.
Kobato?
What happened to the air conditioner?
An-chan!
WANAWANA グッと Good 弾けてる
wanawana gutto Good hajiketeru
I'm burning, ready, just about to explode
案外なんだい ハマってんじゃん
angai nandai hamatten jan
Weird, I think I'm really into this
人見知りしてる暇に
hitomishiri shiteru hima ni
While we're still completely shy
はじめよう！
hajimeyou!
Let's start!
友達作っちゃって遊んじゃって い Yeh！
tomodachi tsukucchatte asonjatte Yeh!
Make friends, and play, yay!
M A Z U I P R E S E N T S
クールに見えて 実は超寂しい
ku-ru ni miete jitsu ha chou sabishii
I look calm and composed, but I'm really feeling lonely
妄想ならバイバイバイ
mo-so- nara bai bai bai
In my delusions it's bye, bye, bye
親友なら いないいないいないいない
shinyuu nara inai inai inai inai
No good friends, sigh, sigh, sigh
何の不自由なく だけど足りない
nan no fujiyuu mo naku dakedo tarinai
I don't have problems, but then I don't have enough
リア充から遠い遠い遠い？
riajuu kara tooi tooi tooi?
Popularity far away, away, away?
親友なら いないいないないない
shinyuu nara inai inai nai nai
No good friends, sigh, sigh, sigh
残念同士で 集まったら
zannen doushi de atsumattara
But when unfortunates come together
Ah-予想が出来ない
Ah- yosou ga dekinai
Ah, stuff that you just can't predict
展開の 地雷を踏んだ！
tenkai no jirai wo funda!
Just exploding like a landmine!
SOWASOWA 絶対絶対覗きたい
sowasowa zettai zettai nozokitai
Man, man, I totally want to peek
後悔100回したくないって
koukai 100kai shitakunai tte
I'm telling you I don't want to regret
つまんない プライドなんて
tsumannai puraido nante
Take your cheap pride and
捨てきっちゃって 振りきっちゃって
sutekicchatte furikicchatte
Cut it off, throw it away
残念観念してみたら
zannen kannen shitemitara
If you look at it from the unfortunate
案外なんだいハマってんじゃん
angai nandai hamatten jan
Weird, I think I'm really into this
ぶつかって ドギマギあって
butsukatte dogimagi atte
Fighting with each other, getting nervous with each other
みつけよう！
mitsukeyou!
Let's find them!
友達 作っちゃって遊んじゃって Yeh！
tomodachi tsukucchatte asonjatte Yeh!
Make friends, and play, yay!
絶対絶対覗きたい
zettai zettai nozokitai
Man, man, I totally want to peek
You! 捨てきっちゃって 振りきっちゃって
You! sutekicchatte furi kicchatte
Cut it off, throw it away
Yes! どーだいどーだいそこんとこ
Yes! do-dai do-dai sokontoko
How's that? How's that? You get one word!
「No School Swimsuits this time \(^o^)/」
Okay, I'm back.
Did you get a new air conditioner?
Yeah, but they're installing it in three days.
Three... days?
Ah, these worthless humans are useless.
Amusing.
Then let us enjoy feasting in purgatory for the time being.
My name is Reisis V. Felicity Sumeragi.
Though the eternal flames may envelop this body,
I'm still a noble Lord of the Night doing just fine...
Why don't you just wear something cooler?
This dress is forged in reality by my dark energy.
It cannot be changed so easily.
Yeah, yeah.
Want some barley tea?
I don't remember this episode...
Oh, this was last night's recording.
Here.
To think you could push me this far...
Behold, my true form!
Ceremonial seal, dispel!
Magic, release!
This is my true form.
Your... true form?
So they're finishing the fight next week?
An-chan!
Ceren... nom... ial seal, dispel!
You have to watch!
Put your clothes in the washer when you're done.
Okay.
M-Magic, release!
This is my true form.
Copycat?
I'm not a copycat!
To think I should show my true form.
I expected as much from the accursed season of Hell.
Well, whatever.
Oh right, Kobato, I'm going to club soon.
Want to come along?
You should be fine outside in that, right?
And the club room has air conditioning.
I shall go.
Kobato...
Didn't you wear that back in elementary school?
You're halfway through middle school now, yet it still fits fine...
Did you stop growing or something?
Wh-What should I do, An-chan?!
Am I not growing anymore?
Ah, but remember, I am a Lord of the Night.
In my blood is life eternal.
This body shall never grow old nor become deprecit!
I see...
I'm glad you won't become deprecit...
It's "decrepit", Kobato...
Hey.
You're late!
Thank you for coming, Aniki.
Yay! Onii-chan!
Oh, good to see you too.
You know, you know!
Today Yukimura gave me sushi to eat!
And yesterday he gave me steak!
Yukimura is a good guy!
Sushi? Steak?
As you ordered me to provide meals Maria-dono could enjoy,
I have prepared the finest meals I could provide.
It's true I said that, but that's a bit much...
When he forced me eat that weird medicine stuff, I swore to God that I would chop the cigar off this shemale,
but I take that all back now!
Thanks, Yukimura!
Thank Aniki, not me.
Thanks!
I love you, Onii-chan!
Stupid!
Stupid! Stupid!!
Why don't you just get fatter than a pig so An-chan will hate you!
What'd you say?!
Wait, who are you?
I'm An-chan's sister!
Kobato-chan!!
You're that vampire?!
You won't trick me, accursed incarnation of darkness!
Go away!
Take this!
The vampire bit me!
Why'd you bite me?!
Stupid!
Stupid! Stupid!!
Poop! Poop!!
Well, it's normal for vampires to bite...
Listen well, accursed minion of the church.
Those bitten by vampires become vampires themselves.
Is that true, Onii-chan?!
I've heard something like that, yeah.
I'm going to turn into a vampire!
Maria.
I hear that if you bathe in enough sunlight right after, you won't turn into one.
Is that true?!
Of course it is.
But it won't work if you're wearing anything.
So do it completely naked.
Got it! Thanks, Yozora!
You know...
She really is stupid.
What?
Stop staring at me!
Kobato-chan, you're so cute!
Why aren't you wearing your goth loli dress?
Image change?
I have released my true power.
I don't know what you're talking about, but you're just too cute!
You're as painfully cute as ever!
An-chan...
Hey there little girl, what kind of panties are you wearing?
Could you two stop?
Why don't we play a game called strippy-strippy?
How do I get on the Kobato-chan route?
Cease and desist, you perverts!
Light!
The Light of God!
Man, there's nothing to do during summer vacation.
Indeed.
I almost wish we had 10 times more homework to relieve the boredom.
No thank you.
How do other people spend their time when there's so little to do?
Well, they go out with their friends—
Popular people should all just go die.
She should go die too.
There's no point taking it out on game characters.
If I made that game, I'd have a shark appear in that scene.
A shark?
Don't say disturbing things like that.
I would consider that a godly game if a shark suddenly appeared and ripped all the girls to shreds.
There's no way that would happen!
And this scene takes place at a pool!
Oh God! A shark!
Well, it's not going to be a real shark, obviously.
It's probably one of Marina's robots or a suit or something.
One of those cliché events, you know?
Why is there a real great white shark here?!
What the hell?!
It's okay!
This is a comedy.
A shark appearing at a pool in a comedy is perfectly normal.
I'm guessing the main character will do something about the shark and the girls will like him even more.
No!!
No! Mizuki!!
Well, I guess it's a godly game.
There's a limit to how shitty a game can be, dammit!
That was Saint Joe's Academy Tale, right?
What about it?
So the bad end's as bad as they say...
In Saint Joe's, if you miss even a single flag, the story flies right into a bad end.
On top of that, the bad ends are all completely incoherent massacres that no one would ever see coming.
It's got a reputation as a joke game.
The galge world is surprisingly deep...
Either way, I really want to go to the pool.
What?
You just saw a scene where all your precious heroines got eaten by a shark, and now you want to go to a pool?
Do you have a death wish or something?
How do you even think up these things?!
That shitty game just now has nothing to do with it.
I just want to go to the pool.
Oh, is that all?
And here I was worried you had awoken to your potential as edible meat.
Be thankful.
Thanks?
I want to go to the pool too.
You want to go to the pool too, Kobato-chan?!
Then let's go together!
That's really creepy, Meat.
The pool...
A nest full of popular people.
If we made friends, we'd go to the pool...
It's not that hard, you know.
I mean, I went to Ryuuguu Land with Kodaka—
Hm?
Nothing.
Well, we could go as part of the Neighbors Club activities.
Sort of like a dry run kind of thing?
I guess we could.
We don't have anything else to do.
I guess we can go.
Yay!
Kodaka-senpai, you'd better not get too excited over my swimsuit!
It's not like it matters...
I'll bet you're going to show up with your white lab coat on top of anything you wear anyway.
H-How did you know?
I'll just have to pick out an even sexier swimsuit to seduce you with!
Low-leg!
String bikini!
Brazilian bikini!
Band-aids!
Totally naked!
Pride!!
What's up with those last three...
I did something indecent.
I'm sorry
I guess she's looking forward to it.
Senpai!
Over here!
You guys are early...
You're just slow!
This isn't where we were supposed to meet, was it?
It was already like that when we got here.
Why's it so busy?
You don't look too good, Yozora...
Are you okay?
I'm a bit nauseous...
From the number of people, not the bus.
I don't feel so good...
Here.
No need.
I won't gag.
I definitely won't gag...
I'm holding it in too...
You too?
It's rough as a shut-in to be with so many people...
I'll be fine though.
If worse comes to worst, I'll just use Senpai's lower body to re-energize!
O-Okay...
By the way, Yozora-senpai's "I won't gag!" is getting me all hot!
Are you feeling sick or aroused? Pick one already...
Kobato-chan! What do you want to do when we get to the pool?
Swim...
Sounds good!
Do you want me to teach you how?
No, I know how.
You can swim?
Are you good at it?
I do marathons...
Let's do a marathon together then!
No!
I love how you fight back!
Is this what you'd call a "tsundere"?
Are you okay?
Help me, An-chan!
Did you get hit anywhere?
Wow, they're cute.
They look alike. Sisters?
We're finally here...
Senpai...
See, Kodaka? I held it in.
Yeah, good job.
Yozora-senpai held it in...
I've got to say though, it sure is crowded here.
It wasn't anything like this the last time...
I guess the hot weather makes all the commoners rush here.
Accursed sun...
However, it holds no power over me now in my true form!
I want to get in the pool right now...
Aniki.
So that's why it's so busy...
50% off pool entry fee through August!
They seem pretty desperate...
We should have come last month.
Well it's cheaper, so it's not so bad, right?
I'd rather pay double than have to put up with this kind of crowd!
Bargains and time sales can go rot in hell!
I don't think many people would like that...
Well, let's go.
Sorry for the wait. Here.
Let's meet outside the showers after we're done changing.
Okay.
A girl?!
Aniki...
It seems I'm still a weakling who other boys look down upon...
That's not really the issue...
Despite how he looks, he's a proper boy and—
Uh...
Amazing as always, Aniki.
I guess this works.
Let's get changed then.
Yes, Aniki.
Why are you wearing a girl's swimsuit too?!
Yozora insisted my swimwear be female too...
Why are you taking suggestions from Yozora about swimwear?
As my advisor, she said that wearing this would prove my manliness even more than the maid outfit.
I took it up as a challenge.
That's too much of a challenge!
I did bring men's swimwear just in case...
That's a...
Yes, a fundoshi.
Please go with the girl's swimsuit.
Then I'll let you use this—
No thanks!
Hey, Kobato-chan!
How about I help you change?
No!
Want me to help?
Yes, please.
Calm down. He's a guy...
There you go.
Thank you, Aniki.
It definitely seems pretty difficult to change out of...
Is something wrong, Aniki?
Why are you hiding your chest?!
It's embarrassing, since my abs are not sufficiently manly.
But if you wish to see, then...
I don't want to see them!
Just hurry up and change!
Understood.
Why did it take longer for you guys to change?
Sorry. There was a bit of trouble in the changing room.
Why are you wearing a girl's swimsuit?
Don't ask me.
Where are Yozora and Rika?
They said they'd come after taking a break.
Both of them looked pretty worn out...
I'm going to swim now!
It's cold!
An-chan, come on!
Yeah.
Wow...
It's even more crowded than I thought...
I can't swim anywhere like this...
It is rather difficult.
The ignorant masses irritate me.
If only a shark would appear.
Don't turn real life into a shitty game too.
We can try the wave pool or the water slides once Yozora and Rika get here.
It's completely different from last time.
Well, yeah...
We came alone last time, after all.
Oh, right...
We did, didn't we...
But man, you were really mad at me that time.
That's because you—
No, I understand why.
It's just... on the way back...
I thought I heard you say "thanks"...
Yozora and Rika are taking way too long!
I guess so...
I'm going to go check on them.
She seemed kind of nervous...
Oh, right...
The Neighbors Club was just us three back then.
We've got quite a few members now.
We can't say we've made any friends, but we've definitely changed.
Kodaka!
Yozora sent me this mail!
Going home. Rika too.
Yozora!
Kodaka?
An-chan?
Yozora! Rika!
Wait!
Stop right there, Yozora!
That idiot...
I wanted to show her up with my beautiful swimming, too.
She still hasn't changed...
Kodaka?
Huh? Nothing.
Should we go home too?
Yeah...
Neighbors Club activity log:
Today's activity:
None.
あぁ昇んない想像理想の現実逃避
aa nobonnai souzou risou no genjitsu touhi
Ah, I'm in denial about how my ideals just don't happen
今更どっちだっていいけど 友達作り
imasara docchi datte ii kedo tomodachidzukuri
I don't really care about that, for now I'll just make friends
一人寂しい奴だと蔑む 視線が気になるんだ
hitori sabishii yatsu da to sagesumu shisen ga ki ni narun da
I don't like those looks of pity thinking I'm all lonely
上面だけ集まったら それでいいと思っているうちに
uwadzura dake atsumattara sore de ii to omotteiru uchi ni
But just when I thought having fake friends would be fine
あれよ あれよ 「どこ」は常ソロで
are yo are yo doko ha jou soro de
It happens, it happens, so that's why I'm always alone
カーテンどんな奴らに
ka-ten donna yatsura ni
Those people on the other side
my best 乱されてゆく 頭くる曲に響く響く
my best midasareteyuku atama kuru kyoku ni hibiku hibiku
Keep screwing up my best, and it pounds inside my head
私の胸密かによせて 優柔不断意味で
watashi no mune hisoka ni yosete yuujuufudan imi de
You keep getting closer to me, but then you just can't decide
my heart 伝えられない
my heart tsutaerarenai
I can't tell you how I feel
残念なのは私なのか
zannen na no ha watashi na no ka
Am I really the unfortunate one here?
もやもやをかきわけずで
moya moya wo kakiwakezu de
These feelings just can't push through
置き去りにされた 乙女心
okizari ni sareta otomegokoro
My pure heart left standing there
あの日からぼやっている
ano hi kara boyatteiru
It's been fading in and out since that day
はやく見つけ出して迷子の心
hayaku mitsukedashite maigo no kokoro
Hurry and find it, my lost heart
Your hot pot is ready.
Meat! Meat!
Your sushi is ready.
Sea urchin! Roe! Tuna!
Your steak is ready.
Marbled beef is so good!
Your grilled eel is ready.
I can't even see the rice!
Wow! It's so good!
I can't move anymore...
A... A dream?
I had a scary dream!
Next time: The Board Chairman's Memories are Painful (-_-)
I'm too scared to eat now!